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Eviction Notice |
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by Robyn Wyrick
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Eviction Notice is a thoroughly enjoyable book with
non-stop action and more than its fair share of laughs. The author takes on what
I consider some of the most difficult writing: humor. But where other more
established writers have stumbled, Mr. Wyrick succeeds with flying colors. While
I do see a bit of Joseph Heller with a side of Terry Pratchert in his work, he
still has his own unique and satisfying voice.
The story starts with the Ogden, Iowa, senior class prank, a school tradition
where each graduating class tries to outdo the previous one. When the pranksters
decide to create a crop circle in a corn field, they never realize that they
have put into motion a misplaced delivery of a Glen Fairy, a being in tune with
nature and with the ability to heal the abuses heaped up on it by the various
beings in the universe. The Glen Fairy was sold to the pig-like Zorgon as part
of the deal to end a war, and Aloon Zigilbraxis was given the task of abducting
and delivering her. Unfortunately for Aloon, the Iowa crop circle was a mirror
for the actual crop circle he was using as a beacon to have the Glen Fairy
brought to him, and the delivery pod brought the fairy to Ogden. Without the
Fairy, he is told by Galactic Councilwoman Fry that in the subsection of his
contract (which he never read), the penalty for non-delivery is death. Luckily
for him, there is a clause that allows a grace period to recover the Glen Fairy.
Unluckily for the people of earth, he has to put down collateral for this grace
period, and out of options, he claims the earth itself and puts that up as the
collateral. The fact that there are some 6 billion people and untold other
lifeforms already inhabiting the earth doesn't seem to give anyone pause. All
life on earth will just be "evicted" to the vacuum of space.
To ensure the legality of all of this, Councilwoman Fry sends two investigators,
Clayton, a sympathetic human-looking man, and Tyler, an eight-foot tall,
four-armed, heavily-fanged Wolzon Strangle Beast who is partial to well-tailored
suits. They approach Alice Able, a woman who is about to commit suicide, because
she is from Iowa, where the presidential campaigns begin, and as she was first
on a list of registered voters, they assumed she had to be the leader of the
world. Without "paperwork" that shows that humans own the world, there isn't
much the investigators can do. Time is running out, and with Aloon and a
squadron of Zorgon running rampant over Iowa trying to find the Glen Fairy, and
with Councilwoman Fry just itching to begin the eviction, there doesn't seem
like there is much that Alice, Deputy Johnny Crebs, a handful of students, and
Aria, the Glen Fairy in question, can do to save the the people of earth.
If none of that makes much sense, it doesn't matter. This is one of those
stories that grabs a reader and yanks him or her into the story, never letting
go. The wordsmithing is outstanding, the storyline enthralling, and the
characterization compelling. Even when the action is at its most outlandish,
instead of taking issue as too being far-fetched, I had to nod with an "Oh, that
is so true!"
One thing I really liked about the humor in the book was that it was blatant and
funny but not pie-in-the-face. There were no "ta-da" moments where the author
stepped back as if he had just presented a one-liner at a comedy club. The humor
flowed seamlessly along with the storyline.
It wasn't just the humor, though, that made this a good book. While I
continually laughed out loud as I read it, the storyline was not merely a
platform to support the humor. The storyline held its own.
I love this book, and I think the author is a talent. I will look forward to
anything else he writes in the future.
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